2004-05-12 / Editorials

Quotes to chew on

"As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? Think about it—it was written by very smart people, it’s served us well for over 200 years, and besides, we’re not using it anymore."

~ Jay Leno

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

~ Spike Milligan

"Don’t take life too seriously; you’ll never get out alive."

~ Irish toast

"You can’t rewind war. It spools on and on."

~ Alexandra Fuller, author

"Treatment of crime and criminals is one of the most unfailing tests of civilization of any country."

~ Sir Winston Churchill

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."

~ Mark Twain

"The dirtiest mind in the world is the mind of a censor."

~ Charles Coburn, actor

"Women complain about PMS,

but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself."

~ Roseanne Barr

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